You Suck Monday

WOW, this was a good one. I mean a sucky one. I have an idea in my head, I swear. it's a little hard to explain it...

Here's the "head"...

I rolled it out with a wine bottle like I do with cookie dough (yeah, yeah, buy a rolling pin):

Head on a skewer, "body" ready for clay wrapping...

The red one was REALLY HARD to knead (and I have nerve damage in my right hand so it took FOREVER). I smashed me text stamp into it to give it a pretty cool texture, then wrapped it around the foil shape.

WTF, right? Why was I thinking it would smooth out with the clay on it?? I threw it out, all of it. I apparently can't use "real" clay. I'm going to try it again with paper clay...