Wednesday, September 8, 2010
I had to take Mini Me to meet his preschool teacher today. People keep telling me that I'm going to do ridiculous things like cry on his first day. Sorry, folks, but that's not going to happen. I love the kid and all but it's only for 2.5 hours two days a week. Five hours a week? I think I can handle it. He LOVED his classroom so much he didn't want to leave and he got really excited about having a locker. And Miss Kellie assured me that the school bus WILL BE YELLOW. I wasn't sure, since it's just preschool, but she said they're all yellow. That's the cheeky one counting the lockers across the hall while we waited for the LATE people to finish up. He's obsessed with counting - did you know that vampires are supposed to be obsessed with counting? Like, they HAVE to count things. So if you're on the run from a vampire, head to the grocery store and find some rice to throw - they have to stop and count it! Real life skills, people. When the zombie apocalypse is up on us, this knowledge will be helpful.